Two guys walk into a bar

Two guys walk into a bar, which is kinda silly if ya think about it. If the second guy watched the first guy walk into the bar, you think the second guy would have seen it and walked around the bar.
Ironically, I’m the second guy, and even though I’ve walked into the bar a thousand times, I continue to do so.
Now this is a kink site, and you could attribute this do masochism, but I don’t think this is where the problem lies. The problem lies with a the words of Albert Einstein and his definition of insanity:

doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.
I realize that many great cakes are made with vanilla, but you can’t really make a a deviant devil’s food cake if half of it is vanilla can you? And this is where my problem lies. One half of my relationship (the me half) is all kinds of swirly, topsey turvy, upside down and backwardsness, and the other half is %100, pure, untampered, vanilla. Now she does throw me a bone once in a while, but where I’m looking for a mile, she gives me a 64th of an inch. Would the intelligent thing be to just throw in the towel and give up? Either in the sense of walking a way, or residing myself to a life of vanilla? Or do I persist, and hope, nay, pray for the different outcome?
All though I know I’m in for a world of frustration, I continue to walk into the bar, hoping for a different result.
In the immortal words of John Lennon, “You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one.”
It is what is is.
Carry on and chase the unicorn


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